Dear Baby

Brent calls this his “playoff beard” and he swears he’s not shaving it until the baby is born. I’ve begged and pleaded for him to reconsider and have tried to move his “playoff date” back to after the first trimester.

He also wants our child’s middle name to be River. All day long he’s been singing the Michael Jackson song “Hold me, like the river jordan” and all I can do is shake my head and say “not a chance in hell babe”.